you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She needs sedatives and a leash
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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