Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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