Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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