I want to stick my p in your. b.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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