The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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