I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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