i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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