The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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