Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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