Christians are straight up FREAKS
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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