Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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