wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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