Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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