Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
