As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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