Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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