I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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