Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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