the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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