I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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