how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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