Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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