spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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