just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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