I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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