her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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