Midget sex pt 2 tonight
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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