I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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