After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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