Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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