I'm jealous of your bromance
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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