So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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