Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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