wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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