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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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