Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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