It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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