You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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