sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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