I'm drive I can fine osifer
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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