He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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