this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
