4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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