That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
