So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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