he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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