Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Someone shattered a urinal.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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