the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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