yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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