he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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